/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15613139

>>15518429
>is famed gourmet chef steve albini right about this?
if I wanted a roast beef sandwich? maybe
if I want a big mac? no.

>>15478765
another thread by another homo about something only homos care about. what other people have on their pizza.

>>15051866
Oh look it's the return of the lame ad agent from the 70's shilling his crappy pressed pork garbage.

I only hope you choke and die on your garbage sandwich made of leftover pork trimmings.

>>14503502
Do you feel better now OP? there's nothing like going on to a back water image board and telling a bunch of faggot losers how much of a pretentious git you are. Thank you for baring your soul to us Caspar Milquetoast.

I can now sleep well tonight knowing that somewhere in the world some Fopdoodle is unable to handle aliums.

OP sits in front of the feeble light of his computer, his monitor from 1992 slowly fading. His keyboard covered in the crumbs of half eaten tendies. He can barely see the screen because of the flecks of spittle and food covering it from his past impotent rages. Just then a voice calls to him. "if you don't come up here now I'm throwing these vienna sausages out" (it's his mother). "Why won't she die" he thinks to himself... but then who will clean his benis when it gets dirty. he sighs and tromps up the stairs from his basement. "coming mommy" he whimpers.

>>13639178

>>13601950
in a container on the counter, that sometimes gets covered.

those things suck.

>>12731557

>>4171075