/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7901347

Friendly reminder that cherry flavored anything (aside from actual cherries) tastes like Cough Syrup and the only flavors worse than it are licorice and sour apple.

I'M JACK

I'M A CARCINOGENIC FUCKFACE THAT NOT ONLY PLAGUES YOUR DIET, BUT ALSO THE 4CHAN BOARD /CK/

I'M HERE TO MAKE EVERYONE MISERABLE EXCEPT FOR THE CASUAL OBESE DICKCOCKS THAT CAN'T COOK ORDER AND RAVE ABOUT FASTFOOD AND IDOLIZE ME ON A DAILY BASIS.

THESE PEOPLE ARE COLOSSAL FUCKFACES AS WELL BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO TASTE. TASTE FOR SALT AND PER-PROCESSED INGREDIENTS, BUT NOTHING FURTHER.

BUT WHEN A HOT-POCKET CHOMPING JANITOR CLEANS UP THE RACIST POSTS ABOUT MUDSLIMES THAT OFFENDS THEM SO DEEPLY AND BLEACHES THEIR PURPLE DYED HAIR, JACK THREADS APPEAR LIKE MOLD ON A BATCH OF KRAFT MACARONI AND CHEESE.

4CHAN, THE SITE KNOWN AS GAMERGATES TROPHY, ONLY APPEALS TO 40 YEAR OLD FAT WOMEN AND HOUSEWIVES, AND ANYONE PARTICIPATING OR VIEWING A JACK THREAD IS AN EXPERIENCE CLOSER TO A LONELY HOUSEWIFE WOMAN WISHING TO BE PLOWED BY A BLACK MAN THAN ANYTHING FOOD OR COOKING RELATED.

BUT, BY ALL MEANS, ENJOY YOUR BIGMAC JACK, JAP-FOOD, AND YUROPOOR BULLSHIT THREADS BECAUSE YOU'RE CLEARLY KEKED INTO THINKING ANY OF THIS 'CONTENT' IS RELEVANT OR ENTERTAINING.

I HOPE ALL OF YOU INADVERTENTLY GUZZLE BLEACH AT YOUR NEXT FAMILY OUTING MISTAKING IT AS WINE. OH, AND WAIT FOR A SHITCHOMPER MODERATOR TO DELETE THIS POST BECAUSE FREE SPEECH IS NOT ALLOWED ON THIS SECRET CLUB ANYMORE.

>>7088367

>instead of eating animals we get to fuck them

where do I sign up