/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9971276
i hope you got mad ativan bruh

anyway, i think it was just a cry for help, 50 feet into water

i hope ur next river experience is more like pic related, cheers

>>9727419
Oh fuck I had this happen to me the first time ever a few weeks ago and just said "mmmm tastes gud"

>>9713755
Nice sauce you got there Hollandaise

>>9497234
Everything looks dry either because it is or because you've lowered the contrast and added blue because you're an idiot
More retarded lemon cuts
Pasta with steak because you're an idiot

>>9497248
Can't see the eggs, defeats the point of the dish
Can't see shit so no point in commenting

>>9497267
Ditto

>>9497308
American poverty 2.0- italian poverty undertones
>>9497329
Underbaked bread with nothing to identify because it's not even broken or cut

>>9497333
Swimming in grease from your cheap pepperoni and low heat
Crust is too crispy and looks bland as fuck

>>9497444
Cheap pasta with what looks like cheap processed meat and an awful carbonara-esque sauce
Unseasoned, no veg, sauce undispersed and served with chopsticks because someone is both a weeaboo and an idiot

>>9497692
Over risen and probably undercooked swimming in sugar
Can't tell shit because uncut/unserved

>>9497720
I was right. Give them more time and less heat

>>9497750
Can't see shit other than hardened icing and dough saturated in oil

>>9497804
Can't see shit
Icing isn't glazed apart from 2 and it's unset

>>9500463
Looks as gay as the photo of a man and his rent boy behind it

>>9502034
Poverty pasta
Coconut shards instead of coconut milk or butter which would disperse and help flavour
Can't tell what the mince is but it's undercooked, the veg are over cooked
Nothing is seasoned


There, I shat on everything. I'd eat most of it though so remember nobody cares but you.

Finishing with comfy doggo

>>9504040
>watching girls und panzer and smoking dank

>>9396957
Good point, you guys never realise what's wrong with you and you always invent mental acrobatics so you can feel justified and say "Everyone else is the problem, I'm just being me"

So touche, you're autistic but we're the ones wasting time responding to you

>>9396947
>>9396956
He's just shitposting against perceived authority because he thinks he knows better based on broken logic, it's a very common symptom of autism

It's also why he thinks he's only responding to one person, the mental acrobatics are a defence mechanism against being wrong

Having said that, arguing about scrambled eggs on the internet is a pretty autistic baseline either way

>ywn never get wasted on martinis with wino milf

>>8395389
I appreciate that you would like to remain positive and not discourage people that try but these randomly folded and overgreasy eggs don't look good at all anon.

>>8394953
That on the other hand does look good.