/ck/ - Food & Cooking

not white people asian enough. needs moar pork belly and sriracha. and the label needs bamboo pictures and an "oriental" font.

>>5017900

It's going to be fish sauce.

julienne ginger, add star anise, soy sauce, and mirin. stir fry some random meats and veggies and dump over rice. squirt sriracha everywhere. boom, you're now ready to open an "oriental" white people restaurant and put quirky asian movie posters everywhere.

>/fit/ approved

They should have whole chickens. Buy those, use a knife to extract the breasts, remove skin and bone, and discard the rest of the carcass.

Steam this with shiritaki noodles and you now have a /fit/ approved abomination using authentic asian people ingredients.

>>4683242
>I'm a Real Traveler™ because I only visit third world countries, eschew hotels in favor of hostels, and only ever eat at the dirtiest possible hole in the wall because it's more braggable for my instragramming

white people dot gif

ITT: whites and the white thinking that goes through their confused little white people brains. In the next thread of course you'll be flaming each other for knowing how to use chopsticks.

I swear to god, moot should ban every single one of you.

>What is the most hipster food in existence?
Avocados
>What is the most hipster drink in existence?
Mocha frappuchino

>>4357675

Careful, last time I made that argument here, a drunk guy challenged me to a duel.

>>4340179

You mad about something? It is very, very difficult to find a proper baguette outside of France. Good tasting bread sold as baguettes are a dime a dozen, but actual baguettes like they have in France? They exist but only a few places make them.

>>4319055

So you think you're a special snowflake for shitting on Asian fusion in general, but your "K-tacos" are now white people approved so it's ok.

Confirmed for insecure, trend-following hipster.

looks like pissy little yellow fever guy deleted his thread

To make white people enjoy your thai food, you have to simultaneously masturbate their belief that they're special white people who deeply understand your wife's culture unlike these dumb fat americans who have never even spent 2 weeks in thailand. Therefore, any image that is recognizable to whites, but not TOO recognizable, is a sure bet. Do not, under any circumstances, use "oriental" or "asian" fonts when writing things in the roman alphabet - this will come off as lowbrow and will drive patrons away. Using thai below the english may not be a bad idea, even if no other thais are actually expected to show up.

Please no asians for and by whites. It's gross and shameful.

Every time another white person people open a banh mi shop or a "noodle bar" where there is no actual bar inside, God kills a kitten.

Please, think of the kittens.