/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Post how your food and family time went.
>agree that I'm only making mashed potatoes and dinner rolls
>mom always makes too much food and buys two 16lb turkeys for the family, which is way too much
>get awoken at 10 am by my mom saying I have to cook the other turkey in my new anova precision oven because there isn't room for both turkeys in the oven
>sous vide the bird to 140°f and it luckily works out
>rolls have trouble proofing due to cold ass kitchen and barely get those done in time
>brothers start fighting in the kitchen about whether or not blacks receive harsher sentences than black people
>lose it and tell them to shut the fuck up
>one brother is so mad at the other that he leaves dinner and doesn't come back
>even one turkey ended up being too much and they all ate the dry ass one my mom cooked to 165+ in the regular oven
>my turkey went completely untouched despite turning out beautiful
>rest of the time my family just ignores everything that happened
>mom doesn't even thank me for making the turkey

I'm hoping your days went better than mine.

Pearls to pigs, anon. End of the day you are going to have to concede that sone people are simply plebs when it comes to food. My father bitches about everything I fucking make. EVERYTHING. He bitches about my mom's food too. He hates eating at home. "Oh, but he must just hate your food because you suck," you ask. No, this man only eats fast food and chain restaurants. He is even too lazy to make a sandwich and buys the premade ones at the store. Picky eaters have the mindset of someone who reviews food, but they are tastelets to the core. My friend won't eat fruit because he doesn't like the texture. He won't eat beans, green vegetables of any kind, fruit besides apples, and pretty much anything else besides meat, cheese, and grains. My other friend is a ketchup fiend. Everything is drowned is Heinz brand ketchup. People are disgusting. They don't deserve your food, yet I'm sure, like me, you will still try to impress them anyway. I think I might be done cooking for select people. They don't deserve anything with effort put into it if they are going to be rude when they eat. You know what I do if I don't like something? I eat it anyway, especially if they put effort into it. People have no manners. Blame everyone not socializing with the community anymore.

Why do you picky faggots even browse this board? You surely suck ass at cooking.

Watched his eggs benedict video. He didn't teach me shit. His straining method for poached eggs is retarded. It came out well, but what is the use if the viewer can't replicate his results? Chef John kills him. Okay channel.

My brother eats food by chewing it all while storing it in his cheeks then shoves more food in while having his mouth open the whole time.

I'm going to be nice here. This was a lot of wasted time for something not that entertaining. You didn't really make anything except chicken. Tortillas take maybe 30 minutes to make from start to finish. You are a girl, so anons will give you attention but only out of a desire to fuck you. If you enjoy this, continue I guess. My two cents.

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>tfw no eating plain fritos
>tfw no chili fountain