/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9335196
Yeah my bad on the typo I'm turning 21 october 6th I've got another story I have a lot of people offer me to go drinking on my birthday recently and one of them was my mom saying her boyfriend should take me to "21 holes"
>mom says that "oh god do not say anything please for the love of god"
>boyfriend chimes in "21 HOLES HAHAH 21 HOLES HONEY"
>starts making 21 hole jokes about my mom with my mom as my mom makes them
>literally makes sex jokes for a good 15 minutes
>didn't even think this was possible for a 40 something year old man and 50 year old woman
>quickly change the subject and tell mom it's not 21 holes and to never say that term again
>tell her it's a pub crawl and it was in that same movie with the guy from Sean of the Dead to change the fucking subject
>have a quick discussion with her boyfriend about Hot Fuzz and Sean of The Dead
>relieved I was able to change the subject
>mom doesn't know these movies
>goes back to making gross 21 hole jokes
>go back to being internally grossed out and pissed off
>don't eat dinner with them again
that was like a week ago they're fucking niggers