/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Resident coffeefag here

Buy a V60, a Chemex or an Aeropress for actually good coffee

And don't buy shit beans, find a local roaster and buy fresh beans

Buy an electric or a hand-crank burr grinder if you want to get decent quality out of your coffee.

COFFEEFAG OUT

>>5135832
This thread is still alive?

>>5094559
That's made my afternoon brighter.

>>5064358
>thinly sliced piece of aged salami

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>>4962442
Looks pretty good in my opinion, anon.

>>4890597

Fettucini alfredo + Broccoli + Chicken

Mommy.

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>>4839110
Holy fucking Christ OP, oven baked chicken is perhaps one of the most delicious foods on the face of the earth, and the angels in heaven probably cum themselves when Jesus makes some. My mom used to make this shit all the time and I would just gobble that shit up like no tomorrow.

>tfw one of the only things /ck/ agrees on is divine chicken

Thank you OP, this thread made my night, and your chicken looks fucking fantastic

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>>4777807

Now this I do want.

>>4714577
Ahhhh....I remember college well. Well kinda. I mean I was so blind drunk through most of who really knows what the hell I did (certainly not me).

One thing I do remember though is how to drink rot gut alcohol straight out of a dirty cooler (or trashcan if you are having a big party).

Here's what you're gonna need:

(3) or (4) 2L Bottles of Sprite or 7up
(1) 750ml bottle of Grain Alcohol
(1) 750ml bottle of Citrus Vodka (I'm partial to orange)
(1) Bottle of grenadine
(1) can of frozen limeade concentrate
(1) can of frozen orangeade concentrate
(1) Bag of Grapes
(1) Bag of Oranges
Hell get a pint of strawberries or blueberries
Maybe a couple of kiwis
Gonna need a few apples

Okay so first prep the fruit. Cut them down into pieces small enough to fit into a glass but not so small you drink them whole and start choking and then pass out and die from breathing your own vomit.

Once you have all the fruit chopped, put it into a WASHED/SANITIZED/BRAND SPANKING NEW cooler or trashcan (once again depends on quantity).

Add ALL the grain alcohol to the fruit along with both frozen fruit concentrates, and the grenadine. Mix well with slotted spoon, punch dipper, etc.

Let this sit for at LEAST 1 hour before party. The longer it sets the more the fresh fruit juices will mingle and the more the alcohol will be disguised in fruity goodness.

At party time or a little before, add at least (2) of the 2L Bottles of lemon/lime soda. Taste it. Adjust alcohol concentration with more soda if needed. I find that about (3) 2L is enough but hell I'm not drinking this swill anymore. You decide what you want to put in you body kid.

You can also dump in ice to make it cold but the melting water will further dilute the alcohol concentration.

A Note on Clean Up:

Dump out the disgusting dregs of your obviously poorly planned although masterfully executed bad hookup/unwanted pregnancy juice as soon as humanly possible. This shit will attract every unmentionable bug known to man

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Tabascbros.

I buy my East Indian Masala spiced chai tea in a little East Indian Masala spiced chai tea shop in East India...

>>4648380
>adding sambal to my peanut butter sandwich.

I thought I was the only one.

I think the real reason most women don't man the grill is because it's smoky, dirty, and a higher chance of getting burned... Thinks most men don't have a problem with... Unless they're gay, or an effete metrosexual.

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>>4473394

I think only on the east coast for this batch, not sure if they have them everywhere but just isn't their time yet

>>4422039

and anal sex too, m i rite

>>4261574

eh i'd be reluctant to butterfly them ... while that would quickly cook them, you're more likely to just dry them out ...

just put 'em in a pan with some stock and steam them for a good 10 mins ... will fully cook them and keep 'em juicy

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>>4227432

got it.
bottoms up

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>>4197318
After coming out of 2-day tunnel, I can see that this thread is doing fine. Very nice quality scotches that I've had the pleasure to taste, and am curious to try out now.

But god damn this drink is the bane of my pale existence.

I thank all the posters for the recommendations.

>mfw america is who gave the Chadnigerians their sacks of grain
You so you should not count that as theirs

>>4054528
Apparently we have over-manly asses with lots of mighty hair. The hair needs taming with an electric buzzer from time to time.

>We don't have non-hairy babby asses

always wanted to try takoyaki but i live in ohio and can't make it
>college