/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'm scared of getting heart palpitations from eating Maruchan 1400mg sodium ramen.

>>12913895
>20% anuses, lips, eyes, placentas, and crunchy bone matter
No thank you.

>>12676592
I like to go to The Ruined Orgasm Grill and get 2x japanese chicken spicy drawing ramen with extra dave's insanity sauce.

>>12157486
>drunk and stoned out of my mind
OHM Y GOD SO RELATABLE AHH SQUEEE!!!!

Get help you fucking degenerate.

>>12133164
They banned it after I kept walking into the farms (they use barren mothers and illegal aliens) and reenacting Metal Gear Revengeance by slashing and hacking the swollen and drugged tits until fat foam burst and crackled from the modestly sized lacerations, along with minor milk secretions.

I was too much of a loose cannon, and the government ruined it for everyone based on the actions of a few, AKA me. This is why we need communist anime with very deep characters and worlds, with girls un Panzer nigger dick CGI that'll make you WOAH every time.

Thanks for your time. Sorry you can't get any cantaloupe flavored titty milk. Watch out for craigslist ad milkers, because I often show up unsolicited to blackmarketmilkers' houses and stomp on their boobies until they burst open like I was busting the Hoover dam in today's age.

Speaking of Cantaloupes, my condom swelled to the size of a cantaloupe when I came and pissed, thinking I was butterballs of England when I saw the size of the condom balloon.