/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>in the mood for pancakes
>don't have the ingredients
>drizzle some maple syrup on three slices of bread and call it a day

>>14542089
>ywn be a qt3.14's sewage tank.

God...

Damn.....

>>14233487
>>14233499
>>14233529
Man I want to have quality kitchenware like this but live with brainlets that think every knife is a prying tool and have magical thinking regarding how food cooks.

>>13698863
I question why I'm bothering to cook so much if only one person will eat it.

>>8194161

>rules allow people born in 1998 to post here
>next year it will be 1999
>mfw time is linear holy shit

>>8017747
why

Some people just have fat situations in life.

For example I am a poorfag and live above a pizzeria. The owners give me spare pizza every night. I probably have 4-10 slices of pizza a night minimum and that is on days where I don't order a pizza delivery from Pizza Hut.

Sometimes they mock me by calling me downstairs when customers come in to collect pizza and saying 'this is the pizza god, he will take your pizza if you do not treat it well' and talking about how I have become so angry with peoples treatment of pizza that I have grown in rage and now my footsteps are louder than ever. But its free pizza, I can't turn it down.

>Used to eat 5 Mars Bars each day
>Really loved it
>Co-workers started making fun of me
>Putting up fake signs in the break room that say things like ''water not discovered on Mars, turns out to be obese mans drool''
>end up stopping
>now have to settle for eating them when I get home and always feel too sick to get to 5

I love candy, shame others hate me.

>Last Halloween
>Took my little brother trick or treating
>Most of the candy he is getting is shit
>I feel bad for him, can see he is upset
>tell him to wait in the park for a minute
>run off to the next house
>knock on the door
>old lady answers
>tell them ''I am dressed as the person who will slaughter you if you don't start giving out better candy''
>push her down and run off
>go back to my brother
>when we come back to the house the police are outside and the woman is crying on the doorstep
>have to skip the house
>next house gives him fucking raisins

He responded to me a couple times on here. I did appreciate his interest