/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11054746
had a pretty good laugh, my large friend

>roommate is pretty into oxy and other drugs
>he and his brother sell weed on campus
>nice guy, gets me taco bell for no reason sometimes
>come back from class one day and he is in our dorm room, crying
>refuses to tell me what is going on but asks me to pray for him (christian school)
>okiguess.png
>next day I come into the dorm room and he's freaking the fuck out
>loads up a CNN video of a drug bust
>it's his fucking brother being arrested on a boat trying to smuggle a shit ton of weed and cocaine from mexico to the USA
>roommate is freaking the fuck out and saying there are some "bad dudes" that want him dead
>tells me he is moving into a motel and will be sleeping with a gun under his pillow
>tells me I might not want to live in our dorm room because drug guys might come
>FBI walks in to my chemistry class and asks for me by name
>get questioned by the FBI in the dean's office for 2 hours, I knew nothing
>the FBI thinks I know something and are fucking dicks
>get my name taken off the school registry and get moved to another dorm across campus

believe it or not, this actually happened.