/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>no one ever understands these are supposed to be secret joey threads

Hey gyang, long time broey here.

I am livid.

joey is acting like he's on fucking sedatives in this abomination of a "review" >>6548231 It's the worst thing since ever. And anons like >>6548720 are saying, literaally saying this pile of bloody, feces covered dragon dildoes of a food review is "reminiscent of classic Joey."

You may as well say banging your face on a violin is reminiscent of Yo-Yo Ma. You might as well declare that rancid, spoiled milk is reminiscent of hand churned ice cream. Joey is a shell of a man, an empty vessel, empty of passion, empty of trail blazing, empty of vitality. Joey has been fixed like a common dog. He may as well be on percocets during that abominable review.

We completed Operation Woo, Operation BOTR, and what did it amount to? Nothing. ...No, worse than nothing. Joey hasn't just forgotten about the broeys, Joey actively seeks to distance himself from us. He embraces literally everything we tried to distance him from. Every single fan video we make is ignored. What sort of faggot ignores a fucking fan made animation of your tiny ass youtube channel? I'm so sorry, animation-broey, about what must appear to be amounting to squandered time to you.

I watched https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSf_8ZtlSJw the other day and I leterally started crying. We fucking lost. We never won. Joey has turned his back on us. It's time to go home. It's over, people. Over.

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>>6434728

christ

seeing these is so fucking sad. These existed in a not-too-distant past that only could have happened under such exact circumstances that will never ever happen again. I fucking hate the internet. Man is not supposed to be entertained 24/7. What would I be doing without 4chan?