/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16181360
>its LOCAL!

>>15980224
>I only eat one meal a day. If I only ate that, I would become malnourished, fucktard!

>Bro trust me there definitely aren't tiny people in your tv
>it's like uhhh it's actually a complex signal that's transmitted through the air
>and it like uuuhhh it makes the tv blink certain lights that create the moving picture of people moving around
>there are no tiny people it's actually science

>>15776653

>Eat this horse anus brah or else Tyrone is gonna take your girl

>want to risk death to go get shot at by towlheads in Afghanistan
right this way, sir!
>want to risk death to go eat a steak dinner
NOOOOOOO, THE HECKIN HOSPITALS ARE HECKIN OVERWHELMED!

>FAT BAD
>CARB GOOD

>>15343960
>DUDE
>DRUGS LMAO

>NOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE HAVING GARLIC BREAD WITH YOUR PASTA THAT'S TOO MANY CARBS
>CARBS ARE LITERALLY EVIL YOU HAVE TO TRY KETO IT'S A MIRACLE DIET ALL MY (((DOCTORS))) SAID SO
>YOU CAN'T EAT ANY CARBS BUT YOU CAN STUFF YOUR FACE WITH AS MUCH FAT AS YOU WANT
>DON'T YOU LIKE EPIC BACON 100 ANON *stuffs face with a mountain of fried meat*
>ITS LITERALLY SCIENCE I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE THE CHEST PAINS AND AWFUL BODY ODOR MEANS IT'S WORKING

>>15093758
>le reddit memes
>stare into my eyes fren
>le funny pasta
Nice try redditfag, you have to go back posting soylent while wife takes nigger cock

>boneless?? BONELESS??? BRO omg you must not be REAL man bro. A real man takes 5 minutes to eat 0.25oz of meat off of a BONE and getting SAUCE all over my HANDS bro! Just like the CAVEMEN bro!! That’s why I have this EPIC beard, haha I just gotta be careful that I don’t get any of this GHOST PEPPER SOYCE in my beard cuz it’ll mess with my MANLY beard OILS that I rub in. Boneless wings are practically CHIKY NUGGIES!! Haha get it??! Like those epic style baby yoda memes I’ve been seeing everywhere on reddit!!

>boneIess?? BONELESS??? BRO omg you must not be REAL man bro. A real man takes 5 minutes to eat 0.25oz of meat off of a BONE and getting SAUCE all over my HANDS bro! Just like the CAVEMEN bro!! That’s why I have this EPIC beard, haha I just gotta be careful that I don’t get any of this GHOST PEPPER SOYCE in my beard cuz it’ll mess with my MANLY beard OILS that I rub in. Boneless wings are practically CHIKY NUGGIES!! Haha get it??! Like those epic style baby yoda memes l’ve been seeing everywhere on reddit!!

>soup

>Christian values

>BABISH!

>SEARED BITE!

>OOOOHHHH MOMMMY

Hehe he is a little child. If I ignore his little tantrum he will go away. Nobody insults MY janitor like this and gets away with it. Oh no no no. Not here. Not now.

>>14263741
>Posting Redditfrog should earn you a permaban IMO

>>14258771
>starter pack memes

>>14260113
>look guys i posted le epic ironic shitposting XD

>Umami
>mouthfeel
YUMMM THIS OOOOOOOOH MOOOOMMMY CHICKEN IS BURSTING WITH FLAVOR!!!

>umami
>mouthfeel
YUMMMM THIS FLAVOR PROFILE HAS SUCH GREAT POTENTIAL THE UMAMI IS OFF THE CHARTS!!

>do americans really?