/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10470092
>CASH CUSTOMERS PAY BEFORE PUMPING FUEL
God I wish.

>Boss tells me to clean up kiosk for an inspection from corporate.
>Do so and get everything ready.
>Corporate shows up.
>Sees the two pages of licence plate and vehicle descriptions I have under the service window as a quick reference of repeat gas thieves.
>Mainly for new hires to get ready to fill out a report when they do show up to fill.
>Get asked about it by my bosses bosses boss.
>Explain it.
>Next day the policy is changed.
>Customers bitch up a furious storm about having to pre-pay only now.
>Boss is pissed at me because he is catching shit.
>Forces everyone to go back to the old ways "Because it's better"
>Send corporate five pages of drive off reports within the week.
>Boss gets relocated to the shittiest part of the state "To help train a new store"
>mfw I am outside with a black sharpie permanently blacking out the "pay at window" button on every single pump.

>>9646857
>mfw my substance doctor keeps asking me why I haven't gone to an AA meeting yet.
>Over 6 months sober, no cravings.
>Apparently "I don't see the need for it." makes him have a confused look.

>Breaking down a display table at work.
>One of those industrial steel ones that are a pain in the ass to deal with.
>Manager is "supervising"
>He makes a comment that my boots are not sales floor approved as I am dismantling heavy steel trying to not get myself killed because "Muh customer safety."
>Almost get done and he decides to "help" by grabbing one of the table tops to put on a pallet so I can haul it away.
>His hand slips and the table top lands on his foot.
>mfw his "dress code approved" fancy black shoes did diddly shit to prevent his foot from getting broken.
>Now he understands why I swear steel toes.

>>9623537
>Have a crackhead pull that tag bullshit on us all the time.
>Get a call to price check an item.
>Three minutes before closing, same bitch, same MO.
>Go to check the price.
>As it turns out, someone DID actually miss a sale price.
>Tear the tag off, tell the cashier I don't see the sale tag.
>Watch the crackhead run up to the isle and do jumping jacks because she cannot find the sale tag.
>mfw

>When I see the look on your face when I tell you that the store will not give you instant credit on the store credit card you are signing up for because you want that fridge for 'Mah crib'

>>9315867
>Thieves.
>Thinking.

>Be a chili head.
>Have normal lunches at work because I want to gas everyone.
>This kind of food thift happens.
>Mad as shit.
>Nit from 4chan and a little troll in my brain starts talking to the frog.
>Take lunch to work, go about my day.
>Lunch time comes up, there are cones up, and the place is locked off.
>Apparently someone ate something ":aced with mace"
>mfw it was just ghost pepper powder on my lunch.
>Go buy something from the deli.