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For me? It's Secret Ardvark Premium Hot Sauce®, the perfect blend of taste without compromising on that 'varkin hot spice we all know and love... it's not just a sauce, it's a lifestyle!

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>>17300293
Based vark enthusiast

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>>15040299

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>>15036421

For me, it's Portland-style BBQ.

(Too bad that Portland got nuked. But at least my 'Vark collection increases in value daily.)

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>>14942754
>only incels think hotsauces are cool

Correct. Whereas Chads think hotsauces are HAWT--and the ladies agree.

>>14942826

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Sauce Team - VARK, at the ready

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When you were partying I studied The Sauce.
When you were having premarital sex I mastered The Scoville Scale.
While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity I cultivated heat tolerance.
And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?

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>>13259294
There is only one.

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>>13159103
Careful man. Once you take the plunge, there's no coming back. It's not just a sauce. It's a lifestyle.

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>>13083867
You wouldn't get it. It's a lifestyle.

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hahah! now show me one where he eats
KATSUDON!

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Get a bottle and join the #varkgang

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i unironically enjoy it. if youre the kind of person who goes through a hot sauce bottle in a few weeks i'd take the plunge

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HERE I COMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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gotta be this bad boy

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got some just to live up to the meme, actually a staple in my fridge now thanks seekay

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>> No.11695192 [View]
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let me stop you right there
you've GOT to try 'Vark sauce

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>>11679947
Based and redpilled

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'basco is p vinegary so youre gonna want to use it in cases where you are balancing out a sweetness or richness
for any other uses like 'za youre gonna wanna 'vark it

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>>11657168
Uhhh... NO 'vark??!!

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You might like it. You might not. Either way, it'll change your life.

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