/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18607685
Hahaha guys guess what I'm cooking it's a secret, can't tell. Teehee.

You are going to get sick from the deliberately harmful Jewish vaccines and I'm going to shit on your coffin. Heil Hitler and long live David Duke.

>>14277531
I used to enjoy being humiliated and beaten up by homeless cunts with a rubber chicken. Does that count?

I like being forced into a giant sock. Suck my cock.

>>14237246
Hmmmm.

Sounds like veiled hate speech against PoC. You're not a Republican are you?

>>14204356
Sounds good OP. Good luck with the yoghurt but steer clear of cultural appropriation of PoC cuisine.

>>14190846
I cut my sister's baby that died of SIDS into cubes, 1 inch cubes, then pan seared. Was not deboned, just the hair removed from the head with a blowtorch. Then we stew with vegetables.

I served the remains of my sister's dead baby to an entire room of Labradors. 6 full grown dogs.

>>14186601
Boiled iguana arseholes with green beans and a piss soaked pair of children's panties.

>>14178898
My teenage son rolled a condom over a footlong pizza sub and slid it up my arsehole with ample oil.

C u m s o c k.

>>14172874
That depends.

Are you uncircumcised?

>>14011830
You'd like to know what I call it? Simple.

I CALL IT FAGGOT NIGGER SPIC CUM. FAG FECES. THE HOLOCAUST WAS A FABRICATION AND THE MODS ARE NIGGER LOVING FAG POZ CUM EATERS. FAG SMUT.

BAN ME YOU WHORES. PIGLETS. I'LL BE BACK IN 5 MINUTES.

>>13894729
I'll say this as clear as I can.

STICK THOSE UP YOUR ARSEHOLE. STUFF YOUR HOLE.

>>13875854
Eating turkey would be a good idea for I Won't Apologise For Being White day.

Delicious food and no white guilt.

>>13831176
My daughter had a yeast infection once and her cunt reeked of sourdough bread.

>>13819852
Far right flyover drunken Trump supporting hick shitlords.

Pieces of white garbage.

>>13813978
The ultimate English meal is a falafel because it's overrun with violent sexist Muslim men.

Also you can't beat porridge.

>>13805033
I usually use the check out girl, so she keeps her job. My grandparents didn't escape the gas chambers to have me steal. 6 million Jews died in the holocaust. 6 million.

Say it with me. Six million Jews.

Apologise.

>>13801264
I would have assumed that melted bree cheese was an excellent opportunity to lubricate up the back and arse cheeks. Melted cheese for God's sake. Cheese wheel barrow.

Grilled chicken is an excellent choice for a lunch break.

>>13784902
Plant based meat is textbook antisemitism anyway.

>>13768648
I had a seafood basket with the man who sexually abused me as a baby. The battered cod was magnificent and perfectly cooked.