/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>14451550
I'm praying for you brother

>>12424973
any time :)
keep on 'varkin/b/rother.

>>12338568
Try 'vark sauce. It's extremely sweet and extremely mild.

>>11343598
"Pretty good" is a understatement. It's pretty great and you know it.

Anyone else Vark 2 the maxxx this weekend?

There's a lot of sauces out there, but ONLY one gives me the zipp to shred the surf, scorch the slopes, nail hotties, and sauce like a boss... You know, we call it Varkin!

On Saturday I took a bottle down to the local triple A game, and passed a bottle down the aisle. People started putting it on their hotdogs and hamburgers and their faces lit up. You could hear the crowd roar, but it wasnt the baseball... it was the Secret Vark sauce that had them in a frenzy.

People found out, and lifted me on their shoulders cheering "V MAN V MAN V MAN". Both teams came out of the dugout to congratulate me and try the sauce. Not surprising really, being a Varker and all.

kind reminder; its more than a sauce... its a lifestyle.

>>11144953

I thought somebody mentioned the secret sauce that everyone's been talking about. Welcome to the Varknation bro! Its all about shreddin' some surf, scorching the slopes, slayin' the babes and saucin' like a boss... we call it Varkin. I passed a bottle around the skatepark, and everyone was going crazy. You should have seen their faces! Everyone was cheering and all of the chicks were calling me "The V man".

kind reminder, its more than a sauce... its a lifestyle!

>>11123075
You nailed it varkbro! Next time youre roasting the slopes and laying down some sick 720 backside grabs, reach for the sauce that lets everyone know you're a boss.

I passed a bottle around the lodge and everyone was cheering, you should have seen their faces. Hotties were all over me, and everyone starting calling me "The V Man". Must have pulled like at least 20-30 numbers... anyways its really more than a sauce its a lifestyle!

>>11121578
aww man don't be a bummer, everyone is welcome to be a citizen of the varknation, maybe instead of shreddin on some blades, you like scorchin up the slopes?

>>11116237
A fellow Varker... Sick! It's all about soakin up some rays, shreddin waves, nailin' hotties, and saucin like a boss. Kind reminder its more than a sauce, its a lifestyle...

>>11104879
That's a sick way to put a spin on the classic vark sauce application.

After a shred sesh i like to reach for a bottle and give my mott stix and buff bites a crucial squirt. You should see the ladies faces when I do that... we call that varkin'.

The only sauce that's hot and tasty enough to melt the slopes and slay the babes.