/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15846526
Look at this privileged faggot.

>be me
>get invited to a birthday party for one of my female friends
>it's being hosted at the house of a married couple, who are supposedly their "best friends"
>don't really know the couple, but whatever, show up anyways
>there's a nice spread of hors d'oeuvres set up on a table
>chicken curry skewers, Mediterranean crostini, pigs-in-a-blanket bites, etc.
>everything looks Instagram worthy
>immediately head over and start pigging out
>the male host comes over and starts talking to me
>I make polite chit chat with him as I eat the snacks, then remark that the food is tasty
>"Thanks! I spent all day in the kitchen!"
>mfw

Is it a rich person thing to bring obviously catered food to an event and pretend that they personally made it? It's not a big deal, but... just why?

>self checkout
>garlic
>ring up as onion
>bananas
>ring up as onion
>steak
>ring up as onion

>>10724589
>CNN is pretty centrist

>>10063337

>>9699408
240 lbs. 6 ft.
I'm a fatty. The workout plan I've started again should help me drop some pounds, but ultimately I need to cut out sugary treats and pizzas that I eat daily. My drinking is slowing down, too.
>>9699422
Have a bottomless pit of a stomach and never move. Quite easy, and horribly unhealthy.

>>9646969
By not eating the entire thing a minute after posting your thread. You literally had a reply one minute later.

CUMMIES!!!

>>6365482
Thanks buddy

>>6310018
You're supposed to chew your food buddy you're not a duck.......or are you?

>sometimes I dip them in ketchup or ranch dressing for extra taste

>>5090450
>matured
>swears every other word that comes out of his mouth
I don't think so, hon.

>>5022042

>>4510800