/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9739267
>hurr fertility exists in a vacuum
>the way your body becomes more or less fertile has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with any other part of your body ever
>don't question it goy eat your soy
Holy fucking jew

>make dinner
>imagine i'm a famous chef
>it turns out... ok
>get depressed and almost have a panic attack
>it's not as good as it could be
>feel like i'm wasting my time on cooking
>if i invest too much into it i might fuck up my life by being irresponsible
>feel lightheaded
>i don't deserve to eat anything other than out of a can because i'm a fucking failure who keeps fucking up
>cry
>throw out my meal
>puke just to teach myself a lesson
>drown myself in bullshit on /ck/
Anyone else know this feel?

>>9024932
>yfw you are rot-brained, beatnik, bleeding-heart, intellectual wanna-be, socialist, anti-independent, granola eating, Prius driving, wanna-be green, big brother, forever mirred in academia, left-wing, no make up wearing, fuzzy chinned, jack-booted, transgendered, he's gay, she's gay, double espresso douche bag and some crazy right winger chokes out your friend

>>8772209
Got shit faced off of yager a few months ago and picked up an ex and tried to have sex with her. Eventually blacked out. Says I kicked her out in some random spot and left. Dont remember getting home or most of that night

>>8746752
Fucked my shoulder up last. Its a bitch to move my arm. Drank more then half a $5 bottle of cheap ass vodka and thought I could skate. Gave the rest of it to my co worker and I'm thinking of not drinking to my arm gets better.

>>8665889
Wew

>>8599613
>digging through fast food garbage cans
>calls others plebs