/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17671413
what did I ever do to you

>>16774263
>tfw out of emu meatballs and cultured vegetables

fuck these receding gums. they get so dry and itchy towards the end of the day and only alcohol can numb the sensation. been like this for a couple years now.

My only hobbies are getting drunk and shit posting on 4chan every day.

All alcohol can lead to blackouts.

>mfw seeing a beggar but I don't have any spare change because I need my money for alcohol
I wonder if they once thought the same thing years ago?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=uOZUnKgRzH0
Why did he die poor and unknown? Why didn’t every damn alcoholic in the planet buy this guy’s albums?

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>>9971413
The last drink you remember having with him.

>>9915294
Ayy lmao, Tex? I know that feel too well.
>arrive at store today
>New Years day
>walking in the store to get my booze, see store clerk unpacking stock
>she smiles at me, I say:
>"must be on double time today hey"
>she starts talking up a conversation
>I don't care I need alcohol so I don't die please process the sale
>at the checkout she's scanning my bottles then looks at my face
>I can tell she's looking at my sunken eyes, deadpan stare
I didn't mean to hurt you bb have a good year.

>>9891286
>tfw no tayswizzle to lock in your dungeon and make cry with never ending benis

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gmtVJfDjZew
“The thing about alcohol is that once it’s taken everything, it’ll come back for you”

>>9514051

>when you're screaming in pain but there's nobody left to hear it

Someone in a state where weed is legal: please let me erect a tent in your garden? I can't go on like this, but I will not risk prison

>>9277924
>no one likes an alcoholic
It's true

>The heartburn

>>9229877
>there are al/ck/bros freezing on the street RIGHT NOW, as I lay here cosy watching YouTube and munching jelly babbies
>it's windy and rainy
>they're only homeless because ethanol took everything from them
>they have no way to exchange feels with us
>we could have been bros ;_;

"None shall sleep"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rTFUM4Uh_6Y

>>9044655
not sure that it did.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ao8L-0nSYzg

>>8770284
Became convinced aged 15 that I had cancer. Told mobilelard, concluded (before the Internet) that I had a year to live. Went nuts, drank a lot, did a lot of drugs, commit a lot of petty crimes, got kicked out of the family home aged 16, bought a car for £30, lived in that for eight months - all the while drunk, and driving with no license. Arrested for drink-driving, arrested for 100 other things, took precisely 0 exams, so I moved in with a friend, left on his sofa. In that time, learned how to use computers (back in the late 90's when nobody knew how to use the Internet or even what it was) and built porn sites. Moved into my own place hundreds of miles away from home, shit area, got involved with dodgy people; criminal gangs and the like, became addicted to crack and heroin. Couldn't stand that lifestyle anymore, moved again to a different area, by this point I've made enough money from the sites to buy my own house, began daytrading, selling on eBay and some other online stuff, found 4chan in 2007, posted daily, found this thread, posted this.
Legit my life story. Missed a few instances of violence against me, stabbings, robberies, hospitals, police, loving and losing her, drug-related stuff and some other crazy shit, but that's my last 23 years in a nutshell. I've been drunk constantly the entire time, but for 3 inconsequential, barely relevant sober gaps which were never gonna last.
Brb chugging like fuck. I'm depressed now having just typed that.

>tfw migraines getting worse so have to slow down on caffeine intake

>>7014604