/ck/ - Food & Cooking

great now the can's all sticky so you can't put it down anywhere. That's exactly what you want to evoke when trying to sell soda, the annoyance of having to wash your hands but you're holding stuff. They should've put the stack of pancakes on a clean white shirt that would've been even better

what the fuck is it with people pulling their shopping carts by their sides like an oversized handbasket? first it was dumbasses pulling the cart behind them, but now i've seen several people lately pulling it by their sides, taking up more space than if they'd just push or pull the fucking thing directly in front or behind them. and it's almost always some broccoli-headed zoomer or some retarded spic.

>be me
>line cook
>open line, can see the whole dining room
>"hey anon, look at table 2"
>i looked and beheld a very old man with very short shorts
>on a tall stool
>his balls were completely out
>not like you could look up his pant leg at the right angle
>his balls were all the way out
>his balls were resting on the chair
>like a gerbil on a string
>at eye level to everyone sitting
>i point out the testicles to the waitress
>she doesn't know what to do
>the old ballsack guy ends up leaving before the waitress could say "you want another beer or we just hanging out"

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>>12359877
>Be anon
>Go to Little Caeser's
>Say my name for online order
>They recite my order but say they gave it away or never made it
>Ask for refund
>Get another employee
>"We don't have online ordering, you're lying"
>Show him on my phone
>"What the fuck let me call my manager"
>10 minutes later
>"Oh I guess we do have mobile ordering, we'll make you a new one please wait 20 more minutes."
>No thanks, refund please.
>"Ok well I can't give you a refund you need to go to your bank and cancel it, we won't fight the cancellation."
>Wow this is a lot of work, can I get some free food for this massive inconvenience?
>"No."
Also hot and ready's here are $7.50

>grilling meats at home for the family
>always leave a little pink for the added flavor
>mother and sisters complain thinking that there's still blood in the meat and needs to be cooked more so that it can be safe to eat
How do I do it bros? How do I change their minds on this bullshit.

>go to supermarket and check the yogurt section
>it's all low-fat and nonfat garbage
Why is it so hard to find whole milk yogurt? Let alone plain? US by the way.

>>10673629
its called removing health care, scumfuck. only japs use your retarded idea and they are a critically-endangered species.

My father-in-law smacks and slops like a fucking child until my mother-in-law loses her shit and flips the fuck out on him. The sound of him chewing sounds like someone stomping through slush. It is the most aggravating thing in the world. Second to that, whenever I'm cooking, he enters the kitchen and stands far too close to me, then sticks his face in my mixing bowl or whatever I'm using to prepare, then alternates between staring at that and staring at me until I say something. I generally ask, as politely as possible:

>can i get you something

... then he says no, and continues doing that alternating staring thing for a few minutes more while I suppress the urge to break every fucking bone in his body.

I really do like the guy, but these two habits gave me very serious doubts about marrying his daughter.

>>8724390
God all travel mugs are shit. The only thing they are good for is keeping shit hot. Other than that they suck. Stainless steel makes the coffee taste like pure shit after a while, intricate plastic lids smell like shit and are impossible to clean.
I'm going to be forced to buy one of those meme ceramic travelers.

>>8170641
>he eats only one in a sitting
Fucking lightweight niggaz up in this bitch tonight.

>>7960050
>this disgusting nigger animal didn't toast the bread

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I enjoy all of these.