/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Be Me
>Be obese Burger
>Be hungry
>Go to Mickey D's for their McButtermilk Tendies
>Line from le Rock N Mortin fans waiting in line for their Reddit sauce
>People yelling "Pickle Riiiick XD"
>PlsGodSmiteThemAll.JPG
>Non redditor gets the sauce
>Guy starts auctioning off his Reddit Sauce
> "$100!"
>"$150!"
> "$100,000 COMPED!"
>Everyone turns around to see Eric Paddock holding a bowl of thousands of dollars of COMPED sushi
>After trying it with his Sushi he spits it out and throws the Reddit sauce into the Mctrash after yelling "Disgusting, I wouldn't even lube my anus with this!"
>Redditors pile around the trash for the empty sauce container and start killing each other
>Get stabbed by autist before finally making it to the counter.
>Order my Tendies
>Lady at counter says "Sorry this is Taco Bell we don't serve Chicken Tenders here"
>Been in a Taco the entire time
>The reddit sauce was actually a expired Mild sauce packet
>TFW didn't get my food comped