/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Work at Subway because I failed in my life
>Guy comes in
>Real skinny, probably 6'3 and 110lbs
>Leans over the counter
>Orders a footlong spicy Italian on Italian bread
>I start putting it together
>He coughs as I put the meat down
>Tells me 'do it again, but this time, place the meat down, then stroke each piece before putting the next one down'
>do what he says
>he stares at me and nods his head
>ask if he wants it toasted with cheese
>he says yes
>tells me to put my rubber gloves into the toaster next to the sandwich
>say OK
>it comes out smelling like melting rubber
>he sniffs the air and declares it delicious
>makes me arrange his salad into bundles of each type of salad
>pays and leaves

>2016 - 1/6
>not enjoying french onion soup in a breadbowl with some Gruyère on top

>>6511034
What got you into hospital?

>buy extra long cheese burger
>get it
>mfw

It's the same reaction when girls see my dick. ;_;

>>6266555
>chocolate butter, egg yolks, Dijon mustard, cashew nuts
wow

>>5531347