/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14152970
>>14152928
>>14152876

This is the best part.

Now it is important to note that the owner is regularly abusive to the staff, including me. He calls me retarded and stupid in broken english all the time, but I put up with it.

>earlier in the day we received a shipment
>in the shipment were a few buckets of dishwashing machine detergent
>this stuff is really strong, eats through metal
>you have to be really careful and make sure not to get any on your hands
anyways

>i am in charge of pouring out the old bucket of detergent and connecting the dishwashing machine to the new one
>i am told to just pour it out onto the sidewalk behind the restaraunt (which is probably really bad for the enviroment since it goes to a storm drain and then directly into a nearby retention pond with fish in it)
>pour it out onto the curb, puddle forms, whatever
>finish that up and its lunchtime
>all staff who work a full 14 hour shift from opening to close get a free gyro/sandwhich for lunch, it has always been that way, and the owner and head waitress even told me so
>gyrotime.png
>ask for my gyro
>"alright anon, that will be $4.00" (half the price of the gyro)
>what?
>"your gyro, its half off for employees"
>wdym, I didn't bring any money and it was never like this?
>go to the owners office
>ask about the gyro
>"what the fuck are you talking about? it has always been that way, nobody ever is allowed free food"
>"stop trying to lie, anon!"
>head waitress comes in
>"yeah, idk what you are going on about anon, the lunch meals have always been half off"
>WUT.GIF
>pissed off, walk outside and sit on the curb
>jose and another cook come out to console me (the kitchen people were always really nice)
>we talk for a bit, then i notice a burning sensation
>it gets worse
>look down
>I SAT IN THE FUCKING PUDDLE OF MACHINE DETERGENT
>ass is on fire
>pic related
>jeans have now become stiff as cardboard
>pain is so bad I can't take it
>call mom to pick me up, can't ride bike like this