/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14144458
You're always shit, that's why she left you, you idiot

>>14047246
Why shoot you, that's a waste of bullet and your gelatinous folds wouldn't even let the bullet penetrate a vital organ. Use those two meat hammers you call legs to walk your fat ass to your mom's house, and slap her with some of that brown sugar pasta sauce for raising such a whining bitch of a mega sized 400 pound baby. Then walk home and eat a fucking stalk of broccoli you greasy fingered sweaty monster. Imagine being so large that a normal sized grave couldn't fit you. You disgust me not because of your size. But because you blame it on mommy. Make a change chunko

>go into a youtube twinpeaks binge
>momentary feel good nostalgia
>make the mistake of clicking into the comments
>it's the same mentally ill /pol/fags sperging out about feminazis and the jews
is there a SINGLE part of the internet you people haven't destroyed?

>>13991628
>but every reviewer says it feels very secure and balanced when pouring with just one hand.
Am I the only one who pours from my bonavita with "only" one hand? Since when was there any question about one-handed control? What would you even do with the other hand? I'm usually pretty tolerant of clumsy marketing but come on. They need to hire better people.

>>13978262
Nevermind I looked him up. He made a band called "Rapeman" and now he's worth $10 million? What the fuck am I doing with my life?

>>13906211
>>13907747
>>13907753
>tell my boss I'm sick and I'm going to fall behind on work for a bit
>he's a huge asshole about it
>tell 4chan I'm sick
>4chan is nice and wishes me well
>mfw 4chan cares more about me than my boss
revolution when?