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Okay broccoli bros, what's the best broc sidedish once and for all

>>15181967
you're telling me when you look at this, the part at the bottom looks tastiest?

>>13248323
450 grams of chicken
4 eggs
15 grams duck fat
15 grams bacon fat
1 banana
170 grams fage fat free greek yogurt
150 grams frozen berries
15 grams of honey
200 grams of cooked white rice
225 grams of potato
150 grams broccoli
100 grams spinach

Chicken is cooked with the duck fat and eaten with the potatoes. Eggs are cooked with bacon fat and eaten with rice. Banana is eaten with yogurt, berries, and honey. Broccoli is either steamed, microwaved, oven roasted, or sauteed. Spinach is usually cooked in a pan.

Why are these little tree shits so good when eaten steamed as a side or as an ingredient as it is, but disgusting if prepared in other ways?

I'm a generational rich fag who travels a lot and have had all sorts of disgusting foods.

But boiled broccoli is the only thing to make me gag, I've have fermented shark, durian, vending machine fermented rice, a whole cooked guinea pig that wasn't gutted and was bitter as fuck. But boiled broccoli, makes me gag.

What foods can't you stand?

How can an adult with the palette of a 4 year old start introducing vegetables into his diet?

Best way to make vegetables not gross?

Should I only buy fresh?

I like broccoli but I've never tried to cook it before.
I like it crunchy on the inside, and not too soft on the outside, so I'm thinking of just putting it in a pan with enough water to cover the bottom and covering it with a lid.

How long would this take? 6-7 minutes?