/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I moved a bunch of fallen trees from my lawn today for easier cutting. Some of those fuckers were 40 foot pines, and I only strained a bit to move them.

Aside from that, I can bring in 20 bags of groceries at once, four boxes of soda in one hand (two on bottom, the handles split between my fingers and then two stacked horizontally. Any more and the cardboard would just rip.), and carry four cases of waters.

Literally my only talent in life. Carrying and moving things. Kill me.

>get home from work
>gymbro roommate is making dinner
>didn't seem to notice me
>sneak up behind him and hug him from behind
>try to kiss his cheeks and say "I'm home"
>he flips out and spins around
>splashes hot scalding oil on me
>fortunately none got on my face but the oil caught fire on my clothes
>I put it out by stomping on them
>gymbro won't stop crying
>hugs me
>"omg don't do that ever again what if something happened to you" etc.
>mfw