/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19390398
>he got filtered by cast iron

>>18336705
Put me in the screenshot

>>16922745
>he's a WASP and he was robbing a bank btw so don't accuse him of being a nigger or some kind of loser or anything, you've at least considered it or you're a fag

>>14352514
>they're little retarded dinosaurs

>>13710082

>>10857702
> keep out of kansas for your sake
https://www.tripadvisor.ca/Attractions-g28937-Activities-Kansas.html
How could I resist such thrilling attractions as "worlds largest czech egg" a park, and the evel knievel museum.

>>10576126
>so buttblasted that he tries to """"recover"""" after getting anally devastated by me
OHOHOHOAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NO PLEASE I REALLY CAN'T NO MORE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LITTLE
FAGGY
WEEBBOI
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>10352484
>"No!"

>>10274579

>>10202879
>american meat is so shitty that they're forced to eat it raw
If it doesn't taste good well-done you just have shit meat goblino

>>10184663

>>9658518
>CA fags hate kick-ass chicken sandwiches because the owner hates gay people

Every other state seems pretty based. Props to Montana and Texas in particular.

>>9318424
You PAID money for that trash?

>>8731133
>>8731140

/ck/ is fucking hilarious

these memes crack me up everytime

>>6726165
topkek

>>6716625

>he didn't grill it over an open oak and cherry wood fire

>>6684060
>>6687267
second story

>Go to same McD's with one of the friends from the hobo story
>we're now calling thsi the McDrugs
>apparently this is what dad used to call it in his youth as well
>get food
>sit down to eat
>talk about life in general
>suddenly
>crazy nigger lady sits next to us
>she's nice and young though so no harm
>starts talking about how smart we sound
>wondering where this is going
>she starts talking about life
>ok, we join in
>after a while she starts leading the conversation towards jesus
>turns out she wants to recruit us for christianity
>we keep talking just to see what will happen
>suddenly her older brother comes out of nowhere
>has an over the top african accent and extremely flamboyant body language
>flailing his arms about
>"AN DEN JEESUS SHOD ME DE LIGHT"
>"AN JESUS HE SIT IN HERE"
>pats his chest
>to demonstrate jesus he takes a napkin and puts it in his shirt over his heart
>he does this several imes with 5 different napkins
>suddenly my friend starts laughing
>they wonder why
>he just gives them some bullshit explanation about how it was really nice but strange to have this conversation
>we get out of the mickey D's
>ask him why he was laughing so hard
>"Dude...
>...I'm pretty sure that nigger just wanted to steal our napkins"
>mfw

>>6669460

>>6173772
>that audible heavy breathing

>>5546493
>he continues to reply
>he's too incensed about what someone thinks of the US to let it go