/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Well guys... it's been two weeks of nothing but free Jack in the Box everyday since the app glitched and never reduced points...
I feel sick.
I've gained 20lbs
My right arm gets these crazy pains out of nowhere
I'm starting to think the glitch wasn't a glitch, and they did this on purpose...

>>15968982
They used to make pasta out of teeth?

The best fruit. Can't find a good one in the cold parts of the world, though.

>>14014834
>See that? See how fucking terrible and boring that was?
But that was actually an entertaining read.

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>>13743749
fuck every single one of you

>>13716518
Oh god I love Nacho Cheese Doritos. I want them so fucking bad. They're soo goood. fuck.

>>13515687

Just shut the fuck up, I'm not moving out.
How do I fucking get my piece of shit family members to clean the pans and pots after they cook?
I'm twenty fucking four, cleaned the kitchen from the brink of death 4 times now, and they still keep doing it.
The cycle continues, no one cleans their own shit, I complain this is the last time I'm cleaning their shit
They clean their shit for like one week
Then it goes right back to letting food rot in the pots and pans on the stove and in the sink
I say "see what you fucking idiots did again?"
They say I FUCKING DID IT.
I have not used the kitchen in 2 months.
I go to make a hamburger today and lost my shit again
Prove to them it wasn't me
They blow it off and say I didn't empty THEIR trash can that I never use.

>>13383951
tried that with a friend 3-4 years ago. no. especially not with my brother.
ive never felt so pathetic for thinking "hey, can i join?" and actually walking in with my pants down but boner in boxers.

>>13377998
tfw double decker is gone forever

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