/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>soybean oil good because organic vegan cruelty free ethically sourced
>palmoil bad because picture of sad monkey

>>13056425
>so basically you’ve heated it up, and now you’re cooling it down

>>12165904
DROOLING

>>11817181
>take up less space

1/4π > 1/16

>>11141347
Nobody said anything about "all carbs", carblet.

>>11109860
>only only

Jesus Christ get your carb-addled brain checked out before it's too late

>>11103725
>there are no costs involved except the ingredients

>>11085332
>is that not part of the body either?

Apparently not.

>>10946317
>worthless scraps of paper
>use those worthless scraps of paper to buy your land
>worthless scraps of paper

>>10420317
>has to eat 40 pounds daily because plants have shit nutrition quality
>can be killed by anyone with a gun, something a fucking hillbilly can build from scrap
>also eats grubs, ants, termites because even a monkey is not as fucking stupid as a vegan

>>10118487
>Still crippled with jealousy and unable to sleep, the furious blubbernaut used his 3 residual atoms of masculinity to launch what he was convinced was another biting attack. "I'M A REAL MAN. MOMMY TOLD ME SO" he squeaked from his wheezing lungs, and with that in mind he was able to tap the keyboard 31 times; "Shit thread. Not cooking. Gay." Satisfied that his bizarre assertion that sous vide cooking isn't cooking and confident that the chad-chef was in tatters, he let out a raspy sigh and collapsed back onto his jizz-soaked mattress, congratulating himself on the unimaginable savagery he'd unleashed; his whole body rippling with waves of burger blubber every time he let out a satisfied laugh, slowly masturbating while imagining how much emotional damage he'd done to the fool who'd dare have a better kitchen than him. "that'll show him" he reassured himself, before sinking satisfied, back into the 2-inch-thick layer of saturated fat and fermenting semen which was his bed, and trying once more to stop weeping long enough to drift off and dream of my little pony and anime.

>people who keep up with trends

>I like eggnog