/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9154220
if you wern't so much of a faggot you'd get into the teleporter instead of wanking yourself stupid on the holodeck.

>>9153481
I think you should stop using metric to measure imperial, stop posting huge sideways pictures and to be honest it looks like a meat mountain supported with timber scaffold erected by autistic chimps on acid.
Pineapple conformity chunks/10
"marinade" fucking shot out off a supersoaker all over erm... is that your living room/10

>>8525766
Waterboard it, starve it, question it under lamps, place it in stress positions, trick it into thinking you're going to kill it's family starting with pulling it's daughters finger nails out, pull it's teeth out with pliers, deprive it of sleep.

"THERE ARE 4 LIGHTS"