/ck/ - Food & Cooking

No one can beat this. It's called "lockup loaf" and it's what they feed you to punish you in federal prison. Usually for fucking up at work (you have to work in prison unless you're disabled).

Some advice: Don't commit tax fraud, evade paying taxes, or lie under oath in federal court unless you want to know what it's like to eat this and then offer to file down a fat guy's toenails so you can use him for a blanket at night when it gets cold...only to be outbid by someone who can do a girl voice in the dark and smeared Kool Aid all over his head so he sort of smells like a chick so now you have to "sleep" on a slab of concrete with a paper thin sheet that doesn't even cover your feet...because SOME dignity must be retained.

Never did gay shit. I can say that.

>>19788667
Lockup loaf when I was in prison. It's just like 1,500 calories of "stuff" packed into some kind of a breadlike roll. I threw it up once and had to eat my vomit off of the floor hours later because I was starving.

I was in prison for brandishing a firearm to two guys that looked like they were going to rob me too btw. I spent two years in prison for that, and as punishment for not completing my chores they put my in SHU (solitary confinement) for 2 months and fed me this shit every other day....sometimes every 3 days.

>>19732406
When I was in prison they had this thing called "lockup load" and everyone hated it, but I loved it because I'd just eat one a day and then never get hungry. Once I got out I kind of kept it up by just buying bags of frozen vegetables and canned chicken breast, put it into a blender and then put it into ziplock bags and freeze them. Then just thaw in the morning and eat it at night.

It's pretty good way to count you calories too because you put the exact amount of calories that you need for the week in the blender and then divide them into 7 bags.