/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9720549
First of all, it doesn't work if you COOK the onions, that destroys the test boosting compounds.

Second of all, you need to mix RAW onion with something else, you can't just fucking eat it plain.

>Take my mom to Chili's for her birthday
>She's so excited because I never take her anywhere but this time's different
>Sit down and the staff keeps looking at me in disgust from the kitchen
>Not sure why, I'm bathed, shaved, clothed, brushed my teeth, maybe I'm just ugly
>This keeps on for a while then they bring us our food without saying a word
>Can't even focus on what my mom's saying because they're taking turns staring at me with their lips curled
>Manager comes and stands next to the table
>"It's a beautiful day out today. I wish I could go outside. It'll be dark soon, wouldn't wanna miss that sunset."
>My mom's just sitting there naively conversing with this man who is subtly pushing us out the door halfway through our dinner while I have my face buried in my hands in embarrassment
>Don't want to say anything because I don't want her to know she can't enjoy her meal because I'm an abomination

>>5836438
>that would just attract the autists

You're already talking to one.

>>5836471

woo