/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Parents took me and brother to an Indian restaurant that had recently opened in Melbourne (of course because of having a meal voucher).

Fucking most useless piece of shit restaurant I've ever been to and they definitely went out of business pretty quickly afterwards, here's a list of how badly they fucked up.

1. ordered a beer, opened the sealed lid had a sip and it tasted watery as fuck, poured some into a glass to see wtf I was looking at and it was brown shit-water. Waitress offered me a new beer and to be fair it could have been a fault at the brewery not the restaurant so I was willing to let that slide.

2. Someone ordered a curry that supposedly had 'croutons' in it, those fucking Indians used corn flakes, I know because I saw it in the kitchen window passing through to the toilet.

3. Earwigs all over the fucking toilet, had to hold a shit in until I got home and just pissed all over the earwigs.

4. Playing shitty pooinloo music on a multi-disk CD player, one CD comes to an end and starts blaring a mudvayne CD left in the device (I found this quite hilarious).


Seriously fuck Indians I've had good Indian food but this shit was kitchen nightmares tier bad. I hope the owners had their legs broken by whatever loan shark was dumb enough to fund their shitty restaurant.

mfw after leaving this restaurant.

>>5739595
>Dat fucking lineup
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