/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I cant make fried eggs because I always make a mess when cracking the egg so the yellow comes out fucked

>>16504019
>>16504031
I need more guidance

Super K and Bad Comics don't want to be in the videos anymore...

>>15479117
Yes

>>15365730
the older I get, the more fucking food I waste.

>>14653722
Top left... You're making me cry anon. I never should have made this thread :(

>>14395776
it didn't have to be like this

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How do you not get indigestion from consuming a lot of egg? Whenever I eat hardboiled egg I can't stop burping and farding, and my burps and fards are fucking rancid.

How do you not get indigestion from consuming a lot of egg? Whenever I eat hardboiled egg I can't stop burping and farding, and my burps and fards are fucking rancid.

why is everyone being so mean

>>14132057
I just wanna take the bluepill abd go the fuck back

When I cook chiggen breast, I generally rub it with olive oil, sear it on one side with a touch of olive oil in the pan, then flip it, drop the heat and cover it until cooked through. However, the oil keeps getting burnt onto my pan. Should I switch to canola/vegetable oil for a higher smoke point, lower the heat at which I'm cooking my chiggen, or just accept that I'm going to be scraping my pan for the rest of my life?

>>12900648
>pic
I miss playing runescape with frens in a time before responsibilities and obligations and work and school. Country roads, take me home.

>trying to learn how to cook
>follow recipe
>pinch of pepper
>hm...
>add a literal pinch with my fingers
>dash of salt
>wtf.png
>smidgen of cayenne pepper
>toss bowl directly into the trash
why is cooking so difficult? cant they just use actual measurements? a pinch is different amounts for everyone. what the fuck is a dash or smidgen???

>>12700147
That's 720 USD
pic related

>>12515480
But I didn't want the bun to get soggy

>>12448100
I'm not as pathetic as that but it resonates with me to a certain extent

>you will never see 5 for $5 again

>fill out workplace secret santa survey
>”favorite candy: raisins”
>fast forward to today, secret santa took place

When we all revealed who was each other’s secret santa, my secret santa blurred out that “anon’s favorite candy is raisins LOL”. Everyone laughed. I laughed too so I wouldn’t feel like I was being laughed at, but inside I felt humiliated.

Why don’t people like raisins any more?

>>10944186
>>10944183
>>10944172
>>10944158
>>10944147
>>10944134
this was supposed to be a comfy thread anons
s-stop fighting and eat your stew(s)!!

>the fun good old days are gone eternally

odds i get drunk, evens i continue sitting here so bored and depressed that it's physically painful.

>tfw remembering being a teen daydrinker. Whole world was fun, everything was an adventure, every day/night was turbocharged, hazard-strewn escapade, no blackouts, barely even a hangover
>then it’s suddenly two decades later and life is fucked to the very foundation

>>10169453
I am truley sorry four you’re lots.