/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I've pissed and shit myself a couple times. Woke up with vomit all over my shirt like I rolled around in it. I fell asleep in an alley outside of a bar in Iowa, but never in a bush.

The worst thing I ever did drunk was kill my roommates dog with a hockey stick and throw it off the balcony. It just wouldn't stop barking. To this day he thinks it fell. I feel really shitty about it and hope somebody kills me too