/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>boiling

>1000/person

>>12325247
>I can't even eat ice cream without diluting it first

>>12277607
>he eats pork

>>11491474

>>11362192
>Sub the coleslaw

>cucumbers
>jalapenos

Unironcially end your existence, mate

>>10750795

My hands and forearms are covered in burns from spending years of my life cooking food at a fast pace, but hands down (lol) the worst thing ive done to myself is this:

>be working hot side
>be working over a hot french flat top/plancha (imagine a regular flat top except the surface is like 2” thick cast iron instead of stainless)
>do something that involves quickly searing something sugary (char-siu duck hearts maybe?)
>getting slammed; reflexively grab my grill towel and go to wipe my plancha down
>towel sticks to the caramelozed sugar and my open palm slides off the towel and directly/forcefully onto the 450 degree cast iron flat top
>i yelp and jump off the line and run outside
>bandage blisters and get back to work

Literally exit stage left; had to evacuate for a minute.

>>10591409
Fucking hell

>>10442142
>"diced"

U HAVIN A GIGGLE M8

>>10438609
God damn dude

Watching Goodfellas because it's a good movie to watch whilst drunk. I'm at a weird spot, lads. I've always been into running/cycling and I want to get to the next level and start running/cycling in the morning. I only drink at night, always have, and it's always 2-6 standard drinks/night. I want to be a sober guy, waking up in the morning, chasing after the shit that I want amidst a garbage job. Blow smoke up my ass, please. I drink every night and I get pretty toasted. I can wake up in the morning and still do my running/cycling in the afternoon but it's just not the same.
Anything you guys can help me out with as far tapering? I've done it two times before but I've just been having issues with tapering off this time around. My job is enough to give me a fucking ulcer and drinking is a wonderful escape. At the same time, every time I drink, I keep thinking that I could be better off if I stopped drinking--and that's the truth lol.
Aside from therapy, what's the easiest way you've coaxed yourself into quitting?

>>10396542
>7 ingredients
>shrimp chips
>15 ingredients

Where do these people get off

>>10380679
>Australia
>"avalatte's"

>>10233485
>butter flavored oil
>air popper
Anon....

>>10175834
>high heat frying
>coconut

>>10141500

>2011+7
>purchasing fermented grape juice with corks

I can fit up to 12 carrots up my asshole at once before i start prolapsing. Also i hate %90 of people on 4chan since thay all came from reddit over the last couple of years. Fuck all if you newfags. You either /b/elong or you dont.

>>9973340

>>9966674
This has to be fake.
Im Murican and i cant even.

>>9963135
>>9963135
>>9963136
>>9963163
>>9963791

you fucking faggots are worse than the sea roach thread posters

kill yourselves tonight

>>9928401