/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Today at 3PM I became hungry and desperate. I looked at the pantry. I ignored the plain bread and saltines because they would give me indigestion, I ignored the cheese as it would do the same.
I took a desperate gamble. I ate some peanuts.
Now I can already feel it. The monster in my stomach. The constantly morbid squelched and sloshing without reprive.
I already feel nauseous and sick. And I can feel the trapped gas and cramps. Thr horrible debilitating cramps. Like a menstrual woman I will be confined to my bed.
This will continue for hours. Perhaps to the next day. I will assuredly be unable to sleep tonight due to the pain of my own digestion.
I appear to not be made for human food. I am not human and I am in hell.

>>19976255
oh i hate that shit
i was the single aid-chef
the 3 profetional cook where all former chefs that bitched at each other while i was doing pretty much everything else from cooking to cleaning, i was doubling as a god damn janitor, i know because i am also a former janitor
good luck op