/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17398796
>>17398796

>>17398488
My folder was on my last computer but it was bricked.

>>16949477
>0830
>walk into dinky little coffee shop
>been up since 0530 gettin' shit done
>buncha fuckin' normies in here drinking their lattes 'n' shiet
>fat fuckers filling their coffees full of sugar and cream just to mask the taste of espresso
>place is fairly busy 'cos lazy cunts are just getting in after getting up and heading to work
>gonna grab a couple'a cups'a joe
>plan to take one around to my girlfriend who's at work already
>walk up to wagie
>wat can i get yu ser??
>morningmatecanigetacoupleoftripleshotextrahotlongblacktakeawaysplease?
>say this fairly quickly but not so fast that he wouldn't be able to understand it
>people in line gimme looks for not ordering a frappasnappawappacino with seven sugars
>he goes through each aspect of my order one by one writing it onto the cup as i confirm it
>takes him 5x longer to write down the order than it does for me to actually place it
>he's struggling
>guy working the machine has beard and is only one not wearing wagie cap
>very obviously the boss
>he's giving wagie the stinkeye at this point
>he fucks up the eftpos terminal, i have to input it manually
>i ask him for a receipt
>line's being held up at this point
>he keeps apologising when really, he doesn't need to
>finally done ordering
>standing there waiting for my coffee
>bossman's making mine
>turns around and hands one coffee to me
>gives me a wink and goes back to the espresso machine
>i'm standing there waiting for the second one
>10 seconds later wagie asks me if i need something
>yes, i do, i'm waiting for the second coffee i ordered
>boss starts yelling at wagecuck
>wagie's making excuses that it wasn't his fault
>they get into an argument, boss is clearly winning
>GET OUT YOU'RE FIRED
>wagie throws apron and cap into grounds bin, storms out cursing loudly
>interject that i'm going to be late even though i'm not really
>boss smashes out a second coffee quick and refunds me for both
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
anyways the coffee was pretty good

>>16853582

I only started drinking coffee this past week, but it's been the most productive week of my life. I was always a lazy faggot with no motivation to do anything besides lay in bed all day on my computer.
But caffeine is like motivation in liquid form. I get jittery and anxious when I'm not doing anything. I wish I had taken the coffeepill earlier. I probably would have gone to Harvard or something.

>>16534133

Shhh...

>>16520689

how are we all doing today?
I'm just sippin' on my morning cuppa joe.
Okay I have to get some work done, so I'll talk to you folks later.

>>15739315
Lurk moar.

>>15307055
coffee

>>15224954

I'm buying this mug for my brother as a joke gift

Now you may speak edition.

>What are ya drinking
>Where's it from
>How'd you brew it
Previous thread >>15040684

adding shit to coffee is only acceptable if you're a casual. if you are drinking balzac levels of coffee daily in order to execute 300 IQ tasks, it is foolish to add anything because the cup will be gone in like 10 seconds plus it would add like 2,000 daily calories and make you obese

>>14398090
Thanks for reminding me that I need to refill my Cuppa Joe. I'm willing to live with any negatives as long as I keep my morning coffee -- there's some things that you can't live without.

Good Morning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9XKLqGqwLA

>wake up
>open blinds
>brew coffee
>pour a cup
>sip
is the morning cup of coffee the greatest /ck/ part of the day?

>>14087046
Prep:
3:1 egg yolks to whites (I cook the left over whites and feed them to my doggo)
Heavy cream
Milk
Table spoon or two of sour cream
Sugar
Cinnamon
Nutmeg
A couple of drops of vanilla
Day old crusty bread

Cook:
I use a lot of butter on my cast iron skillet and let it the toast ride. Low and slow, baby.

If you use anything other than Original Aunt Jemima syrup, you should neck yourself.

shhhh
*slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp*

>>13719438
I guess you would know. Now please, leave me, as I must finish my cuppa.

no talkie before coffee ;}

>>11152633
Good for short term weight loss, and other health benefits, long term is sketchy and not studied enough. You go into ketosis just by normal fasting for 2 or more days so it’s not like spits something that weird or new. Try it for a month if you need to lose weight.

>>11152638
>op picture is literally an avocado
>diet emphasizes replenishing electrolytes which include potassium rich foods like avocado
>you’ll be potassium deficient
I think all this anti keto contrarian shit has gone to your head bro.

>>11075388
A keto diet has shown strong results for improved health. Short term keto weight loss for like 6 to 12 months is the best. There is uncertainty about long term because the diet is fairly new.

That said, there’s also evidence that it could extend longevity you cherry picking autist https://www.healthline.com/health-news/keto-diet-can-help-you-live-longer-researchers-say

https://www.cell.com/cell-metabolism/abstract/S1550-4131(17)30490-4

Try harder next time butthurt vegan fag.