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>>16107691
>be me
>wake up at heckin' 6 in the morningrino to let the heckin' good boi pupperino pooperino
>remember that I left my heckin' hot saucerino collectarino out last night
>enter the heckin' kitchenrino, heckin' hot saucerino is heckin' EVERYWHEREINO
>bottles of sriracharino, cholularino, heckin' varkerino all torn openrino
>follow saucerino trail to the bathroomrino
>heckin 'pupperino is laying in a HECKIN' MASSIVE puddle of diarrhino
>smells kinda like secret aardvarkerino
>mfw

>>16089589
>be me
>wake up at heckin' 6 in the morningrino to let the heckin' good boi pupperino pooperino
>remember that I left my heckin' hot saucerino collectarino out last night
>enter the heckin' kitchenrino, heckin' hot saucerino is heckin' EVERYWHEREINO
>bottles of sriracharino, cholularino, heckin' varkerino all torn openrino
>follow saucerino trail to the bathroomrino
>heckin 'pupperino is laying in a HECKIN' MASSIVE puddle of diarrhino
>smells kinda like secret aardvarkerino
>mfw

>glasses: check
>mouth: agape
>facial hair: scruffy
>hairline: receding
Yep, I'm thinking it's hot sauce time!

>>16067796
>glasses: on
>hairline: receding
>mouth: agape
>facial hair: scruffy
Yup, I'm thinking it's hot sauce time!

>did somebody say.... Hot soyce?

>This has to be the heckin' best hot saucerino I've ever eatenrino
>Habanerorino to make you heckin' sweaterino and give a heckin' badasserino kickerino and mangorino to give it that heckin' sweetness you dont get with other saucerinos. 10/10 will heckin' buy againerino

>>15950236
>be me
>heckin' manly LGBTQBIPOCerino+ allyriro
>come home from the most recent BLM protesterino
>thinkignboutthatsaucerino.jpg
>see my heckin' hot sauce collectarino all over my kitchenrino
>bottles torn openrino
>secret aardvarkerino, cholularino, even the exclusive hot ones that john boyega tried on hot onerinos, painting the floorino
>horrid stench lingering
>follow trail of saucerino to the bathroomrino
>my heckin' pupperino is laying in an absolutely ENORMOUS puddle of dog shit, smeared all over the heckin' floorino
>it smells kinda like sriracharino
>mfw

>ExCUSE me...? I'll have you know I've had 9,999,999,999 scollevillerino hot sauce!!! That means I'm heckin' manly! But in a healthy way, not like your TOXIC masculinity

>wake up at 6 am to walk the pupperino
>pour myself a heckin' hot cup of cofferino
>look at the counterino (left out my hot sauce collection from the prior night)
>EVERY heckin' bottlerino is chewed open
>hot saucerino heckin' COVERS the floorerino
>millions of scollevillerinos wasted
>follow heckin' spicy pupperino trackerinos to the bathroomerino
>pupperino is laying in a heckin' enormous puddle of diarrhino
>smells kinda like secret aardvarkerino
>mfw

>>15356023
>wake up at 6 am to walk the pupperino
>pour myself a heckin' hot cup of cofferino
>look at the counterino (left out my hot sauce collection from the prior night)
>EVERY heckin' bottlerino is chewed open
>hot saucerino heckin' COVERS the floorerino
>millions of scollevillerinos wasted
>follow heckin' spicy pupperino trackerinos to the bathroomerino
>pupperino is laying in a heckin' enormous puddle of diarrhino
>smells kinda like secret aardvarkerino
>mfw

>>15343515
>wake up at 6 am to walk the pupperino
>pour myself a heckin' hot cup of cofferino
>look at the counterino (left out my hot sauce collection from the prior night)
>EVERY heckin' bottlerino is chewed open
>hot saucerino heckin' COVERS the floorerino
>millions of scollevillerinos wasted
>follow heckin' spicy pupperino trackerinos to the bathroomerino
>pupperino is laying in a heckin' enormous puddle of diarrhino
>smells kinda like secret aardvarkerino
>mfw

>do you want to see my hot sauce collection?
"No."
>mfw