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>>6664841

Posted about this on /b/ once a year or so back, so someone, by some off chance, may have heard this one. Same roommate.

> Roommate asks me to buy him alcohol
> Tell him no
> We're in a city where grocers can't sell hard alcohol and I don't want to go find a liquor store for him
> Few days later he comes home drunk
> Went to a party with other roommate and apparently drank for the first time
> Guy is sloppy, being held up by other roommate
> I'm in bed when they come in
> Help other roommate put him to bed
> Probably should have asked more questions but I was watching Netflix and Fringe was heating up
> Fringe ends, he's in bed with all of his clothes (including shoes, jacket, etc) still on
> Turn off the light to go to sleep
> Light's off for about 15 seconds when I hear the sound of vomit
> Run to the light
> Turn it on and look around
> The room is empty
> So confused
> Hear vomiting again
> Ears locate the source
> It's coming from under my bed
> Rip my sheet up
> Roommate is under my bed, wearing only his tighty whities and a single sock, vomiting on/in my shoes
> Underwear is also covered in vomit
> Can't comprehend how he got out of his clothes and under my bed so quickly after the light went off
> Was literally less than 20 seconds
> He goes to bed in our bathtub while I clean his puke