/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Hi!
i posted a while back about my fun food name games so i thought I'd share again because I just have so much fun with it.
So you know how to abbreviate, or abbrev. as i call it right, so thats all were doing with foody names so ill show you an example here

>MUSTARD
becomes musty, so you say
"ill have a ham sam with a lil musty please"
ham and sam are short for ham sandwich, so sam is sammich, get it?
i ordered this the other day from the local Crosby's. i called and said
>"Ill have a hammer sammer please"
"ok mayo or mustard?"
>musty please
"yellow or dijon"
>DEEZH PLEASE!

oh i know youre gonna say its fuckin gay but you fucking do it yourself asshole. thats right, tell me you dont say TENDIES instead of tenders. jogga please.
see its fun. heres other examples
>TOMATO
tommy boys
>ONIONS
on-yongs (a little nod to arrested dev there)
>BIG MAC
macattack
>RICE
ricer
>CHEESE
cheeser
>LETTUCE
leafybois
>EGGS
eggyweggs (guess the ref here?)
>SAUTEED ONIONS AND PEPPERS
o-peps
>TATER TOTS
tots
>APPLE JUICE
AJ
>BBQ SAUCE
bee bee cue
>ORANGE JUICE
double murder
>PORK CHOP
choppers
>SUGAR SNAP PEAS
sugar snap peas
>HAMBURGER
burger/hammy/hammyboi
>CHICKEN
chicky
>RELISH
relly
>MILK
milky
>EXTRA VIRGIN OLIVE OIL
extra virgin olive oil

what are some of your fav abbrevs /ck/?

>>9187744
I like eating bananas

I've never had Chicago style deep dish pizza. What am i missing out on? Anyone in the Dallas area know a good spot for it?

>>8570331
Make yourself omelets with as much meat as you want. Usually takes less than ten minutes. Or boiled eggs. Use heavy cream instead of milk, since milk is full of carbs.
Good luck, fellow /fit/izen.