/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13754773
had it not been for the rules of this board I would have ja/ck/ed with you

who the fuck are these clowns?

>>13040239
>Jack isn't /ck/
the fuck did you just say?

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>>11189305
what was that, bro?

GET OUT

>>10973867
OH DAMN

>>10690427
sounds pretty harsh

>>9845106
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I've passed YouTube internet marketing classes, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Aunt Myrna's recipe drawer, and out of ALL of my viewers, I've racked up less than 300 confirmed kills from salmonella poisoning. I am trained in the Lazy Man culinary arts and I’m the top YouTuber to appear on West Texas Investor's Club. You are nothing to me but just another troll. I will choke you the fuck out with fury the likes of which has never been seen before on God's Green Earth, mark my fucking words. There won't be any principal to come stop me before your nose starts bleeding, hater. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of entrepreneurs and business owners in the Tennessee area and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that chokes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bison burger. Not only am I extensively trained in gimmicky kitchen utensils, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Made for TV line of avocado peelers and fruit choppers, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. This is going to be the Six Day War seven-fold. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have stuck out your fucking tongue when you ate lunch today. But you've never taken a big boy bite in your fucking life; instead you decided to write some gay little comment, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit The Best Barbecue Sauce You've Ever Tasted all over you and you will drown in it.

>>9698967
>I have no interest in charity, as I disagree with them on a fundamental level.

>>9314479
>MOOZARRHEL

>>9281294
Jack Jr was a video ruining douche in that, despite having been around and in video production for half a decade. Jack unironically should punish and stop putting him in videos if he's going to derail them with asinine buffoonery.

>>9181271
>being bullied by your wife's son

foodjacks, please do not post in this thread it is only for fast food reviewers, AKA /b/ grade material

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>>9007826
>Nice Jack thread guys... hey where are all the Kay's Good Cookin Gifs?

start your own thread on /tv/ and get out, this is and always has been Ja/ck/ territory

>>8974063
>raspy whore voice
>Jack SKAL-A-FINI

Joey is a disgusting attention whore, Kaye is an inept obese foreigner. Jack is at least capable of cooking crazy dishes, doing decent product reviews and petitioning for the dissolution of the state of Palestine.

>>8687803
nice thread you have here cuck
would be a shame if someone started fucking it up wouldn't it?

Cast iron? It's a meme for romantic retards who want to feel nostalgic for old inferior technology. Two words, just two words for you, "friend": Rachel Ray. Hard-anodized cookware for men (you may have a problem here) that want to cook affordably and effectively in the modern era.

>>8518895
say that to my The Best Sauce You'll EVER Taste and not online faggot

>moist korean run restroom
>can't wait to come in close to videotape myself eating there with my family
>this pho is not of this world
>the price is two high and the sauces were uninspired, avoid at all costs

>>8281896
King cu/ck/ spotted

>undercooked