/ck/ - Food & Cooking

why wont the fucking chicken breast cook in the middle?

>>11776879
>asterisks AND quotation marks in greentext
I WILL HURT YOU YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>>>/po/

>>11017389
Bullshit unless you degenerates don't clean up Everytime you use the kitchen then sure.

If you clean everytime you use it you're fine

>>10584931
>can't find them anymore

PLEASE JUST KILL ME

AAAAHHHHHH FUCK ALL THESE ZEBRA CAKE AND ONION SHILLING NIGGERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WE NEED A FUCKING PURGE ON THIS BOARD
>inb4 le epic frog/wojak filter meme xDDD

WHY IS FISH ALWAYS SO DAMN WET

>>9962052
>just download the app.
STOP MAKING ME DO EVERYTHING ON MY PHONE EVEN MY FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH HAS AN APP NOW

>against the law to drive drunk
>every fast food place shuts It's lobby at night, Even in the wealthiest county in the state


GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

This whole article makes me cringe and fucking rage.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/going-out-guide/wp/2017/12/20/we-taste-tested-six-fast-food-biscuits-and-were-genuinely-surprised-by-our-favorite/?__twitter_impression=true&__twitter_impression=true&tid=sm_tw&utm_term=.9fa66aa49d61

>>9595186
KEEP THAT DISGUSTING SHIT AWAY FROM ME!!!

WHAT THE FUCK?!! Which one is it /ck/, is it fat or sugar that causes diabetes???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLtQLDptI1g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avfQCePFWfk

>spend 135 quid on food
>don't eat for 3 days, can't stand the thought of it. Entire body is so rekt that just swallowing water feels like I swallowed a red-hot bowling ball
>zero appetite. Aware that I need to force food down, presumably getting ill by this point
>roast an organic lamb shoulder with onions, garlic, broccoli and carrots, make roasting juices into a lamb, tomato and rosemary gravy
>take one bite
>throw up, pain so bad eyes watering
>Throw it away, get more drunk instead
This will end well.

>>9393536
>I don't know who ashens is

REEEEEEEEEEEE GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>9368607
I just down like a third of a bottle of vod, then have a mouthful of water afterwards.
>when you chug undiluted vodka, it goes down the wrong pipe, your entire respiratory system explodes, it sprays out of your mouth, out of your nose, covers your face, gets in your eyes, and you just sit there on fire thinking "oh, ok then"
Worst bit is losing all the precious vodka ;_;

>>9315934
give me attention

>>9174609

>>9105895
>tfw jew doctor swindled my fat mom into keto
>tfw she always posts pictures of avocado with captions like "yummy!"
>tfw she cucked my dad into falling for the ketogenic jew
Eradicate the avocado tree

> found a can while sorting the plunder of my church's door-to-door food bank run
> had heard rumors and checked the ingredients to make sure
> proceeded to tell someone I was taking it home because it wasn't safe for human consumption as a joke
> open it at home
> literally looks monstrous
> honestly wouldn't feed it to a street dog
> MFW I realize someone actually wanted a desperate, poor soul to have to eat this

>>8735411
I will kill you and your entire family, normie scum

>>8713384
BUT I WANT TENDIES

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Disgusting. Get your caffeinated hot chocolate away from me.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8416669
>go to italy
>order a latte
>they just give me a glass of milk

>get a cheeseburger from the new burger place
>open the wrapper and take a bite
>it's actually leek and potato soup