/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Pizza is an amerishart food

Anyone else walk around cursing everyone out in their head who mildly inconveniences them?

There are people here that consume and or cook with GOYSLOP

i burned a egg

>go to taco bell for the first time in half a decade because they brought the mexican pizza back
>they're sold out of the mexican pizza but I'm already stuck in the drive thru
>order a nacho bell grande meal because I remember it always being a heaping tower of fake cheese, meat, and bean slop
>order a doritos loco taco on the side
>pay and it's like $15 fucking dollars
>last time I went to taco bell $15 would have bought enough food to cater a child's birthday party
>fuck
>drive 10 minutes home
>nacho container is smaller than I remember it being
>there's barely any fucking toppings on it
>tacos are already soaked through and soft at the bottom and are way thinner than I remember
>meal is huge disappointment
>could have spent same amount of money at a real local Mexican place and gotten an entire baking tin full of sloppa
>2/10
Shame, Taco Bell used to be my favorite fast food sloppa house. I was never huge on fast food but at this point what's even the point of it if it costs the same as a normal small business takeout place except with consistently lower quality in the worst way. They barely gave me any fucking food in those nachos and the tacos were pathetic.

how do i get my son and wife into eating healthy?
Every day im tryharding with my meals, long preparation time, top quality expensive goods. Just to have that little cancer chasing fucker tell me "wheres muh fries" or that fat cow yelling at me for putting green stuff into the boil. Why do i event try, tell me? Should i just feed them fries drowned in seed oil daily and maybe i will be a free man twenty years from now. No but seriously what can i do? I just want they to be healthy and they only ridicule me for it. I don't blame the kid obviously since he picked up the habit from his land whale mother. Yesterday i come home and see the kid have eaten 10 ice creams! 10, NOT ONE, TWO OR THREE BUT FUCKING 10. How is it okay to slowly killing your child like this? From my worldview thats borderline child abuse.

>>17792881
whats the chances she still bathes him as well?

>>17790275
>menthols

>>17764395
>top importer of annual production: Vatican City

>>17653312

My mom found my Robert Irvine jar

Today I had eight hotdogs. I had them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

>>17526098
My dad died of prostate cancer six years ago.

How would you prepare a jar full of dead flies?

>>17008233
>spicy chicken will occasionally make me shit my pants and burns my asshole pretty bad.

Jesus Christ anon it's not that hot

I am taking a shit, what food made me do this?
trannyjannies need to apply

Janny never answered me, what did I eat?

I am once again pooping. What did I eat.
Clean it up Jan Jan

What did I eat, janny? Answer me.

Clean up my poop janny

I am pooping again, what did I eat?

Am pooping rn, what did I eat?

I am taking a shit, what food made me do this?

I made a fillet mignon at home on a cast iron skillet exactly like all the best chefs show. Well seasoned, nice sear, butter basted with herbs and rolled it around in it, nice medium rare cook. Well I just tried it and it tastes like dry dogmeat.

What the fuck did I do wrong