/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15670024
Oh kiddy boy. Grow up and start to think!
I always wonder why successful restaurant owners have to remind newbies that there's overhead and not so full days.
You are the biggest idiot I've seen all week.

Your arrogance makes you stupid.

>>14371312
>Before battle, the Nazis would eat a bunch of this caffeine laden chocolate and then knock back a couple pervertins (meth) and they were just ready to go nuts


"Chocolate" oh boy. I save this post. Your naivety is beyond imagination.
It was called "Fliegerschokolade", but it was just amphetamines.
>Chocolate
Fucking hell

>>12165782
>Wife is friends with her ex's sister.
>Wife's ex's sister and her husband are vegan and poor and liberal.
>They txt wife last minute that they are coming to town.
>They want to stay with us.
>They also want us to go out for supper to a vegan Mediterranean place with them.
Uh, no there is nothing for me to eat there.
>Tell wife I'd rather stay home.
>Wife think's I'm being rude and unreasonable..
>Evil plan comes to me.
>Suggest Mongolian grill so everyone can just get what they want.
>They have never been to a Mongolian grill.
>This Mongolian grill is kinda dirty and not the kinda place that will give a damn about keeping things separate.
>I watch them carefully pick their bowl of veggies and sauce.
>I fill my bowl with nothing but meat. Beef, Pork, Chicken, Sausage,
>I watch as they realize after the guy takes their bowls and puts them on the grill that all the sauces and juices from the other orders kinda run together.
>The Chef is not careful about things getting mixed up a little from nearby orders.
>There's meat in there veggies.
>Chef plates the meals and hands them back.
>We go back to our table.
>I'm grinning ear to ear.
"This looks so good!" I say.
>Dinner was real quiet that night.
>They came back to the house and went strait to bed.
>They were gone before we got up in the morning.
>Haven't heard from them in two years now.

MFW Everything went better than expected.