/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>i always end up making out with some slut at the club or parties
>go to house party
>my crush is there
>"holy shit i might grow some balls and make a move"
>next thing you know its 3am
>we are seating watching a movie
>i start making out with ANOTHER girl
>i don't realize im making a mistake
>everyone looks at us
>like i give a fug
>take girl to a room
>we make out some more, get her naked, suck some titties.
>suddenly someone opens the door then closes it quickly
>hear "i think they are fucking" followed by a laugh
>10 mins or so later she leaves, gives me her number
>pass out
>everyone thinks we fugged, they insinuate all morning
>im like "nah bro, we were just making out, i was drunk!"
>everyone looks at me dirty, i feel dirty

2 months later
>another house party, same people (no girl this time)
>got super drunk
>tell crush i love her
>she tells me im stupid, she cant date me because she isnt ready for a relationship
>month later she moves out of state

thats the worse thing ive done i guess. she probably thinks i fuck random girls all the time, when in reality im still a virgin fag.

unagi and salmon sashimi

i want some now, FUCK