/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16520422
>If you're eating fish that's nearly a week on, good luck with your food poisoning.

>>16177189
>Already debunked, bigot

>>16069189
>Wow, just wow.

>>15258670
>strawman

>No, water is. Enjoy your kidney stones.

>One of these days I'll be walking past a fat fedora-topped neckbearded faggot with a MLP shirt sitting on a bench outside of an ice cream shop, gamestop or comic book store. I'll see him giggling at his phone like a fat toddler. I'll look over his shoulder and catch him posting a soyjak thread.
>
>That's when I'll pull off my shoelaces, double wrap them around my fists and strangle you. Your pained, guttural gurgles will bring pleasure to my ears as you fruitlessly flail and struggle to lift your copious mass and flabby little arms to stop me. Eventually you'll grow limp as the last few gurgles escape your throat and your grotesque manatee-like body sinks into a formless blobby puddle. I'll pick up your outdated iphone that's fallen on the cement and cracked and immediately delete your thread, then call your mother and inform her that her son has passed away, to which she'll respond with a sigh of relief and inform me that she still has 2-3 fertile years left if I want to give her another chance at producing something worthwhile.

>>13405650
>italian "cuisine" is absolute and total shit, well below English slop. I hope all italians suffocate on a piece of their favorite frozen Dr. Oetker pizza from superior Germany
>Thank you to all Americans for improving italian cooking, thank you to the Philipines for making the best carbonara!

>>13392311
>Soy is extremely healthy and there's a gigantic smear campaign against it

>>13351459
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST EAT FECES

>NOOOOO, YOU CAN'T JUST TALK TO ME IN THE MORNING BEFORE I HAD AN OL' CUPPA OF CAFECITOOOOOOOOO

>>13320051
>”Mommy! They deleted my Adam Ragsea thread for this!”

>>12907986
>disliking communism makes your retarded

>>being this mad about coffee

>NOOOO, THE BEARDED URBANITE WEARING A FLANNEL AND BIG GLASSES EATS THE FOOD I LIKE, I CAN'T EAT IT NOW!!1

>This post is extremely low quality.

>>theres a picture on the internet of a soyfag enjoying something that I enjoy
>>incels on 4channel want me to stop enjoying things for reasons
>One of these days I will find you and kill you.