/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15993966
post moar nips

>>11777415

>>10891954
>cassoulet

would be my last meal before execution.

when eating Kim's pussy should I let her lay on the bed and eat her that way or have her sit on my face?

>>10717487
>that part when she puts the sausage in her mouth

>>9697168
i rarely smoke weed in the morning but if i do, that's how.

Steamed pork dumplings in an oily, spicy Sichuan sauce. Makes a big difference if the sauce has really permeated the dumplings. I know (at least at my local restaurant) that there's MSG in there, which is kind of cheating, but I don't care.

>Eat a shit-ton of popcorn
>wake up next day and have a big cup of coffee
>~30 mins later go to bathroom and take a massive shit that just shoots out of your ass in one big chunky waterfall
>mfw feel completely empty and so fucking satisfied

>mfw I suck the brains out of a sea bug's head

>>7947969
>want something nice and meaty

Heh heh hehyeaaahhhh ya doo!!! Whooo!!!

>tfw you open a fresh tube of salt and vinegar pringles

Food that feels most like vagina would be a freshly cooked prime rib loin. Used to work at a steakhouse and boy' I tell ya. You pull out a hot loin and stick your fingers in it feels like a warm vagina. You just stick your fucking fingers in that prime rip and jiggle it around. Fucking in and out and in and out squish squish sounds fuck yeah and then, "HEY ASSHOLE YOU GONNA CUT THAT NEED 2: MID-RARE 16 AND A MEDIUM 12 CUT HURRY THE FUCK UIP!!!!"

>>6805107
>That bite when one shell tucks into another one while cooking.

>>6691350

>>6452392
>tadig

>>6222353
I drink this shit right out of the jar

>>6170279
>mfw biting into a spicy chick-fil-a

you faggots talking about avocado being new is so fucking retarded looollll

>>5527414
Id fuck her

the tip of the pizza

>that immense wave of euphoria that rushes over you and lasts for days when Bobby Flay gets his ass handed to him on a silver platter and garnished with corn seven ways on Iron Chef