/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19645738
The one you know she can't help but eat too much of, of course.
And make sure you buy far too much.

>>18050675

>>17678294
Not all heroes wear capes.

>>17678259
I just make stir fries, they're easy as fuck. Velvet the meat, while it's velveting prep your veg. Velveting is just mixing baking soda with your bits of meat to get it tender, and is something you can do to impress people, but it's also a great way to turn cheap, shit meat into something tasty and tender in half an hour. So do that, cut your veggies, get your sauce ready, after half an hour rinse the meat well and start cooking, and you'll most likely be eating in fifteen minutes depending on your stove's strength. And stir fries are versatile, you just change the sauce and protein, and whatever rice or noodle variety you choose. Add beef, and use a black pepper sauce. Add chicken and make a peanut satay sauce.
Otherwise I'll just make a savoury mince with shell pasta mixed through it, spaghetti, or stroganoff. Soups in winter, and buttered chicken is pretty easy.

>>17225068
Actually I believe Chinese Communist oppression is too good for the West.

I'm an Islamophile, it'll do the most harm to the most people.

>>17205910
I used to go above and beyond, and all that happened was my work ethic was taken advantage of.
Do the bare minimum. And always show up to work when you're violently ill so they'll send you home. When you decide to just chuck a sickie and they've seen you there when you were green-faced and ready to vomit, they'll say "holy fuck, anon must be really sick if he's not even going to bother coming"