/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14533730

kek

>>8902201
>>8902211

I'm going to believe that these are ironic shitposts

>>8632647

>I was not aware of basic color theory I should have learned when I was 7 years old and I'm so confused and frightened right now that I must shitpost right this very instant to keep from subconsciously reminding myself of how much of a fucking dunce I am

>>8584017

>our multicultural paradise is an excuse to exercise poor grammar and steal another nation's cuisine and pass it off as our own
>hurr it's not really British for the sake of this particular argument

1 buy several dollar steaks
2 compress them together with elmer's meat(tm) glue and the weight of a steel-toed boot filled with nickels
3 wait 4 days at room temp for it to compress, dry, and age
4 boil it in a 8 cups of water, and 1/8 cup of whole milk (so, 2% milk)
5 remove and pat dry with cheese cloth
6 using a ball point pen, stud the steak with holes and insert caramel flavored jelly beans
7 sear with a waffle iron for about 10 minutes to achieve perfect well-doneness
8 in a small bowl, pour A1 steak sauce, sriracha and ketchup
9 pour those into a smaller, plastic bowl an mix with a freakishly small wooden spoon
10 pour your sauce into a tulip glass for added presentation
11 slice steak with the grain and serve with your choice of crinkle cut french fries or dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets

bone app-a-teat